1. If you can make me laugh beer out of my nose, you’re a Social Media Expert.
2. If you can look me in the eye while I discuss something you don’t give a crap about, you’re a Social Media Expert.
3. If you care more about listening than f*#!king tweeting, you’re a Social Media Expert.
4. If you can talk to someone new without mentioning twitter or facebook, you’re a Social Media Expert.
5. If you show up to a party and shake hands with everyone hiding at the edges of the room, you’re a Social Media Expert.
6. If you try to make me feel better after my big screw up, you’re a Social Media Expert.
7. If you throw up in your mouth a little bit every time you hear the words “Social Media Expert”, well, you are one.
8. If you buy the first round of drinks and volunteer to be the designated driver, you’re a Social Media Expert.
9. If you resist posting that picture of me not wearing pants on Facebook, you’re a Social Media Expert.
10. If you believe it’s about peace, love & understanding, you’re a Social Media Expert.
